This is something I read:

WHY ARE MEN HAPPIER?

1) Your last name stays put
2) You can never be pregnant
3) You can wear white T-shirt to a water park
4) The world is your urinal
5) Same work, more pay
6) People never stare at your chest when your're talking to them
7) The occasional well-rendered belch is [ractically expected One mood all the time
9) Phone conversations are over in 30 secs flat
10) A 5-day holiday requires only 1 suitcase
11) If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend
12) You almost never have strap problems in public
13) The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades
14) You only have to shave your face and neck
15) You can play with toys all your life
16) Your belly usually hides your big hips
17) One wallet and one pair of shoes one colour for all seasons
18) You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look
19) You can 'do' your nails with a pocket knife
20) You have freedom of choice concerning growing a moustache
21) You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 25 in 5 mins

No wonder men are happier ................. From Choices July 2006

May I add, and BORING !!!!!!